I keep saying that once my dog passes away (if I decide to get another animal), I will be getting a cat instead of a dog. Way less maintenance, and they are very self sufficient. However, there are owners like the one below who MAY be a little overboard.
(Thanks to my former co-worker Dan Rinelli from Mix 96 in Buffalo for the pictures)

Cat Feeding Instructions 1 (Facebook/Dan Rinelli)
Cat Feeding Instructions 2 (Facebook/Dan Rinelli)