jesus

This sweet ride was spotted outside a grocery store in Colonie and I think the rest of the world needs to see it for how incredibly rad it truly is.

It's been a few months since we've played a news story about someone who claims they see Jesus in something. There was the infamous Jesus grilled cheese sandwich years ago. Then, Jesus appeared in a window. In another appearance, Jesus showed up on a piece of toast. And, now, a New Mexico man claims to have found Jesus in an apple.

We're used to Jesus showing up in a cornflake, or a water stain. Maybe a piece of toast. Not so much a dog's butthole. But there he is, assuming he was real and looked the way he's been painted by a bunch of European artists. Right in a dog's backside...

For the past several years, pole dancing classes have been springing up around the country, with attendees saying the activity is a pretty good way to stay in shape. Now even the pious are embracing the trend, which they’ve rebranded “Pole Dancing for Jesus.”