Why wear a boring, flappy, dorky APRON when you can spend $14.99 on the NAKED BACON COOKING ARMOR! (Sounds pretty cool, eh?)

Yes, it's for people who enjoy cooking bacon naked, but don't enjoy the grease splatter on their private parts. It's sold out, BTW, but you can get on a wait list.


It kinda looks like the thing a boxer wears under his shorts so he doesn't get pummeled in his man-parts...sorta like a puffy athletic supporter.

I think it's fantastic and long overdue. Want to see the real deal? Check out the web site here.

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